20-Something year old single mom to aTumblr (3.0; @missdjm)http://missdjm.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f8j5JknI1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Word, this is for you movie spoiling assholes.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/27568897552http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/27568897552Thu, 19 Jul 2012 08:53:28 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ym5gTTNI1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now, THIS is how you play Diablo 3, pay attention boys and girls.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/24219269700http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/24219269700Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:21:23 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jcj7egW31qasthro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/23947108086/there-arent-many-things-in-life-that-warrant-me">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/JGlA17">There aren’t many things in life that warrant me saying this, but I think we can all agree this is awesome…so let’s vote it up!</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Nice Batman tattoo, @SupremeDDT would appreciate it.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23948840922http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23948840922Mon, 28 May 2012 10:27:47 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qzrtiGTt1r11uhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youporn.tumblr.com/post/23945569719/cum-infographic" class="tumblr_blog">youporn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask about Cum.</p></blockquote> <p>An Infographic about semen.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23947923195http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23947923195Mon, 28 May 2012 10:13:10 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hnfuaMSo1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The final boss……<br/> The girlfriend.</p> <p><br/> I’m sure these are terms for a breakup.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23618187337http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/23618187337Wed, 23 May 2012 08:29:19 -1000<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cSjO-rWMuJo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I didn’t think I could love George Takei anymore than I do now….and what do you know?! I do!!</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/19962169422http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/19962169422Mon, 26 Mar 2012 08:47:19 -1000<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9WS5ul7p6_c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Legend of Zelda: A Mod To The Past.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/18196866100http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/18196866100Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:21:39 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzis3unCBX1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gamer Girl, pretty much sums it up.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/17751047377http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/17751047377Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:21:30 -1000<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/44oEpvch4AQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>So it came to my attention that Michael Jackson did not die. He simply escaped to a simple life by becoming a Filipino cop and direct traffic.</p> <p>True or not, this man handles his job Like a Boss.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/16416722369http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/16416722369Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:01:27 -1000michael jacksonFilipinoPhilippinesdancingcoptraffic<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6ntDYjS0Y3w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The “Barkside”</p> <p>I sense the force is strong with this litter.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/16101591971http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/16101591971Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:33:43 -1000vwdogsbarksbarksidestar warsgeeknerdanimalsfur<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmdkKohI1qecyy9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmdkKohI1qecyy9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruucake.tumblr.com/post/15709956826/i-came">ruucake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i came</p> </blockquote> <p>I Jizzed In My Pants….I want this in my mouth and belly, @SupremeDDT might too.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15711079730http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15711079730Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:12:41 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9eje2Xkh1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh the things you do as a mom. Things like drinking Zombie Barf.</p> <p>Thank you Spawn.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15283135189http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15283135189Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:42:50 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5bowrdIv1qhs0jto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5bowrdIv1qhs0jto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horrorshowinlipgloss.tumblr.com/post/15153055618/lets-get-real15-love-love-love-love-love">horrorshowinlipgloss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lets-get-real15.tumblr.com/post/15152837130/love-love-love-love-love-this">lets-get-real15</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>      Hahahahahaha! I love it! Kat W, you will appreciate this.</p> </blockquote>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15232042686http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15232042686Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:24:15 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7mtvjOLu1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Day 2 - National Weigh In Day</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15230778566http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15230778566Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:46:43 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwx9mbtjcp1qcd0ifo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sawedust.tumblr.com/post/15163384578/colors-from-two-points-of-view" class="tumblr_blog">sawedust</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>colors from two points of view</p></blockquote>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15175179294http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15175179294Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:29:36 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5upieTAa1r0e0oco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Day 1</p> <p><a href="http://www.OverclockedMom.com">www.OverclockedMom.com</a></p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15173644699http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/15173644699Sun, 01 Jan 2012 21:41:41 -1000MissDJM<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn0cs6RXJ1qh59n0o10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://jumpercables.tumblr.com/post/14322197600/simpsons-house" class="tumblr_blog">jumpercables</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Simpsonnns </p></blockquote> <p>Its cute, but creepy in its own way. I want.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416703624http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416703624Sun, 18 Dec 2011 10:12:11 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv54ipHpaj1r6l6m4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now if I had someone who wanted to play video games with me.</p>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416486982http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416486982Sun, 18 Dec 2011 10:07:40 -1000<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LF9Qk6m_b74?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sirhellsing420.tumblr.com/post/14342591057/jedi-ninjas-featuring-team2x" class="tumblr_blog">sirhellsing420</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Jedi Ninjas featuring Team2X</p></blockquote>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416404524http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14416404524Sun, 18 Dec 2011 10:05:57 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8hzbfnCy1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.gamefreaks.co.nz/post/14267018153/99-arrows-by-kyandisaru-usd-25-52">gamefreaksnz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?u=537229&b=225816&m=21395&afftrack=&urllink=www%2Eredbubble%2Ecom%2Fpeople%2Fkyandisaru%2Fworks%2F8210978%2D99%2Darrows"><span>99 Arrows</span></a> <span class="subtitle">by <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/kyandisaru" rel="author">Kyandisaru</a></span></p> <p><span class="subtitle">USD$25.52<br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14415855549http://missdjm.tumblr.com/post/14415855549Sun, 18 Dec 2011 09:54:26 -1000